I have never seen a Fetus this hot. How.

racheyragdoll:

Being a fan of Dan and Phil when you’re over 16

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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

sexymilk:

when your friend lets you have some of their food

feat:

”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month